Give ‘em the ultimate return to the earth with this cheeky “Compost Your Enemies” sticker. Whether you’re a garden witch, a chaos gremlin, or just tired of bad vibes clogging your soil, this durable vinyl sticker helps you say it loud: revenge is a dish best served nutrient-rich. Slap it on your water bottle, laptop, compost bin, or anywhere a little dark green humor is needed. 🌿✨

High opacity, bubble-free vinyl
Built tough for indoor/outdoor use
Perfect gift for your favorite dirtbag anarchist

Don’t forget to clean the surface first — but enemies? Straight in the pile.



This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!